Can I say how much I dislike the phrase "some assembly required"

At this point I do like some of cammad's relatives. I spent many hours yesterday trying to put together a new mini-trampoline. It still isn't done! The directions stink like a diarrhea diaper! Maybe when I'm done I will post a picture of it. I don't want to hear about it from Sheepish about the joy of cat toys instead of childrens' toys.